How the Snow Day Calculator Works

The entire formula, published: five factors, fixed points, one clamp — and a worked example you can check with a pencil.

Entertainment model only — these points were invented for this site. No weather data, no school data, no forecast.

A points model, invented for fun

The Snow Day Calculator does not look anything up. There is no forecast feed, no database of schools, and no statistics behind it — there is a short list of made-up point rules, written for this site, that turns the numbers you type in into a percentage. This page publishes the whole model, exactly as the code runs it, so you can check any score by hand and see precisely why the calculator said what it said. If a score ever surprises you, the answer is in the tables below — usually a threshold you just crossed.

Everything is added together and then clamped: no score can fall below 0% or rise above 100%, however extreme the inputs. (The inputs themselves are also clamped to sane ranges — snow between 0 and 60 inches, temperature between −80°F and 130°F, wind between 0 and 200 mph — so typing a million inches of snow won't break anything; it just snows 60 inches.)

The five factors, one by one

1. Snowfall — the heavyweight (up to 60 points)

Expected snowfall earns 6 points per inch, capped at 60 points — so the first ten inches do all the work and inches beyond ten add nothing. Six inches of snow is 36 points before anything else is counted; two inches is a modest 12.

2. Temperature — cold helps, warmth hurts (from −15 to +15)

Low temperaturePoints
0°F or below+15
1–10°F+10
11–20°F+5
21–37°F0
38–44°F−8
45°F or above−15

The logic is playful but pointed: bitter cold keeps snow from melting, slows clearing, and makes waiting for a bus miserable, while a low above freezing means the snow is melting or falling as rain — the model's warmest band actually subtracts points.

3. Wind — blowing snow closes roads (up to +22)

Wind speedPoints
Under 12 mph0
12–19 mph+4
20–29 mph+9
30–39 mph+16
40 mph or more+22

Wind is the multiplier of misery: it drifts ploughed roads shut again and turns falling snow into whiteouts. In the model it is the second-largest contributor after snowfall itself.

4. Snow already on the ground (+8)

A flat +8 points if there is already snow cover. Yesterday's snow means today's falls on frozen, narrowed, half-cleared roads — and, in the model's world, a school system that has already used some of its patience.

5. School type — the adjustment (−18 to +10)

School typeAdjustment
Preschool+10
Public school0
Private school−6
College / university−18

The caricature: preschools close at a whisper of snow because their pupils are four; colleges almost never close because their students can be trusted (in theory) to trudge. Public schools anchor the scale at zero.

A worked example, scored by hand

Take a Monday with 6 inches of snow expected, a low of 24°F, wind at 15 mph, snow already on the ground, and a public school:

FactorInputPoints
Snowfall6 inches × 6, under the cap36
Temperature24°F — the neutral band0
Wind15 mph — the 12–19 band4
Existing snowYes8
School typePublic0
Total48%

48% lands in the 40–59 band, so the calculator's verdict is: “A coin flip — check the school website in the morning.” The verdict bands are fixed: under 20% "almost certainly open", 20–39% "probably open", 40–59% "a coin flip", 60–79% "likely closed", and 80% or more "almost certainly a snow day". Try the same weather for a preschool and a college — the ±adjustment alone moves the same morning across two verdicts — and you have understood the entire model. There is no more of it. That is rather the point: a toy you can fully inspect beats a black box pretending to be a forecast.

Frequently asked questions

Is the snow day score a real prediction?

No. It is an entertainment model invented for this site: fixed points for snow, cold, wind and school type, added up and clamped between 0% and 100%. It uses no weather data, no school data and no statistics — only the numbers you type in.

Why does the same weather give different scores for different schools?

Because the model's school-type adjustment encodes a real-world tendency in a playful way: preschools get +10 (extra caution with very young children), private schools −6, and colleges −18, because colleges rarely close. It is a caricature, not research.

Why does the score cap snowfall points at 60?

So the other factors still matter. Without the cap, a huge snowfall would pin the score at 100% on its own; with the cap, temperature, wind, existing snow and school type can still push a big-snow day up or pull it down — which makes the toy more fun to play with.

What happens on weekends?

The model short-circuits: Saturday and Sunday return 100% with the verdict 'It's the weekend — school is already out!' No points are calculated, because no formula outranks the calendar.